Posted by
"Happy" Jake Greene on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:58:47 PM
“Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction.” -- Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, J. K. Rowling, 2005
A word of fair warning: The following article will contain spoilers from the novel Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince as well as references to plot devices that affect all six (so far) of the Harry Potter series of novels. Continue at your own risk.
OK, OK, wait a minute, Happy. What in the name of all that is holy is a Horcrux and what does a made-up device in a young-adult fantasy story have to do with Senator Chuck Schumer?
I was just coming to that.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Harry Potter stories, here’s a brief synopsis of what you need to know for this to work. Harry Potter is a young wizard who is attending his secondary school years at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry was orphaned at the age of 1 by a supremely evil wizard who calls himself Lord Voldemort, and the tale that is told of Harry’s adolescent years talks about his discovery of his magical nature, his tragic history and his link to the most evil wizard ever to walk the earth.
The character of Voldemort (Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, abandoned by his muggle (non-magical) father and orphaned at birth when his mother, a witch, dies in childbirth) has grown to be a supremely evil being obsessed with sustaining his own immortality. As such, even as a teenager at Hogwarts some 50 years ago, he was asking about ways to keep himself alive forever, whereupon he learns of Horcruxes.
The quote at the beginning of the piece is supposed to come from a book entitled Magick Moste Evile. Given the title of that book and its statement about Horcruxes being unspeakably wicked, one is supposed to get the idea that a Horcrux is about as foul a thing as can be conceived. The point of a Horcrux is to make the owner immortal so long as it exists.
Well, that’s not so bad, is it? I mean, wouldn’t something like that be a good thing, especially if you could destroy it when you feel you’ve reached your time?
There’s a price, to immortality, though. To create a Horcrux you must impart a portion of your soul into an object, either mundane or magical. However, one does not simply grab a part of their soul and put it in a box. The soul must be split, and it is this that gives the wizard the ability to create the device.
It is the splitting of the soul that causes a problem. To split the soul, you must commit an act of extreme evil: you must commit murder. Immortality for you costs someone else their life.
Sound familiar?
Back to reality, now. We get yet another article on embryonic stem-cells. I will not go through the same explanation I went through in “The Specter of Stem Cells” except to note that an honest debate on the research should include the simple, inescapable fact that innocent human lives are destroyed for the theoretical – and as yet unrealized, even un-evidenced – potential for curing a variety of disabling diseases. At best we are trading thousands and thousands of human lives to attempt to cure disabilities, and at worst (and most likely, given the evidence so far) they are being traded only for political gain and no value is coming from it at all.
OK, fine. I still don’t see where Senator Schumer factors in to all of this.
I’ll get to that in Part 2 of this series. Stay Tuned.
HJG